Pride and Joy.

"Dad, you should really try one of these 'Two-Bite Carrot Cakes' (little carrot cupcakes) we got at the store."

"No, thanks. I don't really like that sort of thing." (Lie.)

"Ooook, but they're really good."

A few minutes pass...

"Dad, I just ate one of these things in ONE BITE." (They are two-bite cakes, mind you.)

"I am so proud."