Boobies!

It was picture night at dance. I hate picture night. Anyway, the photographers have the kids say ridiculous things like "kitties" or "peaches" or whatever to get them to smile. Soooo... I was standing behind the photographer, as I am responsible for posing the little ones (and many of the big ones), and this little girl gets in her pose, smile plastered on her face. The photographer gets ready to take the first picture... "Say kitties!" The little girl screams, "Kitties!" through her pearly whites. Ok... one more. The photographer says, "Say puppies!" but with this strange sort of enunciation so it sounded more like "Poobies" or something. The little girl furrows her brow for a minute and then awkwardly screams... "BOOBIES!"

I immediately exited the room... totally Van Damme... but I about peed my pants. Seriously.