Oh, wow...

Dear Parents of the St. Thomas Freshmen class of '09,
You guys are ridiculous. Please stop calling the Academic Counseling office and telling me what classes you would like your child to be moved into. They made the decision back in July, not you. If you are trying to live vicariously through your child, that makes me want to pluck out your eyelashes one at a time. If you are trying to control your adult child's new life, well, that makes me want to void the check for a billion dollars you wrote to St. Thomas and write a note on the back saying "You're wasting your time. You might as well just make your kid the new VP of your big construction company or design firm or whatever the crap you built from the ground up and stop bothering us with your nonsense." You do not own the world. I don't care if your father's father was St. Thomas Aquinas himself, I cannot change your child's schedule. Get over it.

Thank you so much for your time,
Mykala